LOCKDOWN LAUGHS

I told my friend I was appearing in Hamlet at the Globe Theatre He said, "Are you being facetious?" I said, "No, Polonius"

At the Roman Theatre: Brutus: Wait, which one's my seat again? Julius (sighs): A2, Brute.

A sound technician, a lighting designer and a stage manager find an old lamp backstage at a theatre. One of them gives it a rub, and out wafts a genie. “Since you all found me,” says the genie, “You each get one wish.” The sound technician steps up and says, “I wish to be sitting by a pool in my own multi-million-pound mansion!” And poof! he’s gone. The lighting director takes his turn and says, “Well, I wish to be sitting on the beach on my own multi-billion-pound private island!” And poof! He’s gone. Then the stage manager turns to the genie and says, “I wish to have them both back in 10 minutes.”

A friend of mine got sacked as a set designer for slacking. He didn’t make a scene.

Did you hear about the actor who fell through the floorboards? It was just a stage he was going through.

SKETCH WRITING COMPETITION

There's still time to write your sketch.

The closing date has been set as 30th June, so if you’ve been thinking about submitting an entry, please make sure you get it to me by then.

Shortly after the closing date I’ll send out details of how you can vote for your favourite sketch and the winner should be announced by the end of July. You can find a link to the entries we’ve received so far on the Sketches link on the Membership page, and there could well be some more to come so keep checking back.

from Jean Trew, our Publicity Officer

BLOOMIN' JIGSAWS

What's the use of them? Mine's done. Now it has to sit on the dining table for a fortnight to be admired by the only other person in the house.

Next Events

Sadly there'll be no productions in 2020 but watch the website for news of other activities